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E POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

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AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

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AHH. THERE YOU ARE.

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YOU'RE JUST IN TIME.

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I'M TRYING OUT A FEW RECIPES

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FROM MY NEW BETTY
CROAKER COOK BOOK.

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I HOPE YOU LIKE SHISH KABOB.

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DAMN! IT ISN'T READY YET.

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BOB'S STILL MOVING.

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AH HA HA HA HA HA!

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TONIGHT'S FOUL FEAST

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WILL BEGIN WITH MASHED POTATOES,

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THEN MOVE ON TO
SOME SHRIEKING DUCK

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AND FINISH WITH
A NICE KILL-BASA.

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I CALL THIS TASTY TIDBIT

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<i>MOURNIN' MESS.</i>

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I BROUGHT YOU SOME
FRESH BED SHEETS,

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EVENING EDITION.

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LOOK AT THAT.

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OH, FUCK THE HOOCH, MAN.

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I'M TAKING YOU TO A HOSPITAL.

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NO, I HATE FUCKIN' HOSPITALS.

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I GOT TOO MANY GOOD
ROUNDS LEFT IN ME YET.

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FUCK IT, DANCER,

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YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN FOR THE COUNT,

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AND I'M GOIN' FOR HELP.

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BUBBA?

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THAT YOU, MAN?

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WHO'S OUT THERE?

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LISTEN HERE. I'M A
FORMER MIDDLEWEIGHT!

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FUCKIN' DOCTOR...

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AAH! AAAH! AAH! AAH!

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DANCER?

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AAAH!

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SHIT. DANCER?

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DANCER!

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DANCER! DANCER! DANCER!

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DANCER!

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OK, I GOT YOU! I GOT YOU!

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AHH!

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AAH!

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Woman: WHAT THE HELL
IS GOIN' ON DOWN THERE?!

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I'M CALLING THE POLICE!

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OHH... SHIT.

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WHAT'S WRONG?

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YOU GOTTA LEAVE NOW.

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I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA
SPEND THE DAY TOGETHER.

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WELL, THAT WAS
JACK DANIEL'S TALKING.

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DALE SWEENEY'S TELLING
YOU TO COP A BROOM.

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WHAT?

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OH, SHIT!

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YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST
CHEW WOMEN UP AT NIGHT

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AND SPIT THEM
OUT IN THE MORNING!

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BABY, IN MY LINE OF WORK,

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YOU DON'T HAVE
TIME FOR LONG MEALS.

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KEEP YOUR PAWS OFF OF ME!

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YOU MAKE ME SICK!

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YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

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FUCK YOU! YOU SHOULD
BE LIVING IN A MOBILE HOME

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'CAUSE YOU HAVE
NO CLASS, YOU IDIOT!

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NONE OF THE PROBLEMS
WHICH PLAGUE OUR SOCIETY

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CAN BE FULLY OVERCOME
WITHOUT THE COOPERATION

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OF PRIVATE ENTERPRISE.

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I AND 6 OF MY FELLOW
CITIZENS ARE HERE TODAY

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NOT SIMPLY BECAUSE WE
BELIEVE THAT STATEMENT,

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BUT ALSO BECAUSE WE
SHARE A COMMON PAST.

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WE WERE ALL ONCE HOMELESS...

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AND ARE HOMELESS NO LONGER.

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WE FEEL IT IS TIME
TO REPAY OUR CITY

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FOR PROVIDING US
WITH THE OPPORTUNITY

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TO HELP OURSELVES.

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THEREFORE, WE HAVE
BANDED TOGETHER TO FORM

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THE GRATEFUL HOMELESS OUTCASTS
AND UNWANTEDS LAYAWAY SOCIETY...

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THE GRATEFUL HOMELESS
SOCIETY, FOR SHORT.

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YOU'RE LATE AGAIN.

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I GUESS THE GREAT DALE SWEENEY
REALLY HAS LOST HIS TOUCH.

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I COULD LOSE MY EYESIGHT

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AND STILL RUN CIRCLES
AROUND YOU, CLIMSKY.

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SINCE I BROKE THE INSURANCE
SCANDAL LAST MONTH,

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FRIENDS ARE STARTING
TO CALL ME SCOOP CLIMSKY.

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I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR
FRIENDS COULD READ.

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EXIT SWEENEY AND TAKES A NUMBER.

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AND I'M ON YOUR ASS.

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AS HIS FINAL RESTING PLACE...

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STAY ON YOUR OWN
ASS FOR A WHILE, BUTTS.

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HEY!

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HEY!

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SO AFTER A LIFETIME OF PAIN,

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THERE WILL BE AN
ETERNITY OF DIGNITY.

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NOW, IN KEEPING WITH
MY USUAL DEMURE NATURE,

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I WILL DEFER ALL QUESTIONS

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TO OUR SOCIETY'S
SPOKESPERSON... MS. JESS GILCHRIST.

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EXCUSE ME. MISS GILCHRIST.

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THANK YOU, MR. COPARD.

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SHOULDN'T YOU BE SPENDING MONEY

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ABOVE THE GROUND
INSTEAD OF UNDERNEATH IT?

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WE DON'T THINK SO.

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WHY THROW MONEY AT THE DEAD

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WHEN YOU COULD USE
IT TO HELP THE HOMELESS

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WHO ARE LIVING?

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Man: THAT'S A GOOD POINT.

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THE GRATEFUL
HOMELESS SOCIETY FEELS

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THAT THERE ARE MANY
EXISTING ORGANIZATIONS

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THAT CURRENTLY
PROVIDE AID TO THE LIVING.

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BEACONS IN THE NIGHT,
AS MR. COPARD LIKED TO...

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IS IT SAFE TO SAY THAT THERE
AREN'T ENOUGH OF THESE BEACONS

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TO KEEP YOU FROM
OPENING UP THIS PLACE?

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THAT IS YOUR INTERPRETATION
OF THE SITUATION.

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YES?

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HOW MANY MEMBERS
OF THE SOCIETY HAVE...

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I ONLY WISH THAT YOU
COULD BE THE FIRST RECIPIENT

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OF THE GRATEFUL HOMELESS
SOCIETY'S GENEROSITY.

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THEY CUT MY ELECTRICITY.
MY ALARM DID NOT GO OFF.

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WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD BUY
AN ALCOHOL-POWERED GENERATOR.

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YOU COULD URINATE
INTO IT EVERY MORNING

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AND HAVE ENOUGH
ELECTRICITY FOR THE WHOLE DAY.

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THAT'S HILARIOUS. GIVE
ME A BREAK, TILLMAN.

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NO, BREAK ISN'T EXACTLY
THE TERM, MR. SWEENEY.

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TRY SEVERANCE.

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SEVERANCE?

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YES. I'M NOT GONNA PLAY THIS
CRAP GAME WITH YOU ANYMORE.

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WILL SWEENEY SHOW UP, OR IS HE
TOO BUSY GETTING HIS OIL CHANGED?

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PLEASE, DON'T... DON'T DO
THIS TO ME NOW, PLEASE.

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ALL RIGHT. HOW ABOUT
5 SECONDS FROM NOW?

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ELAINE... I MEAN, COME ON.

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TIME'S UP.

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YOU'RE FIRED.

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OK. FINE.

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IT'S NO SKIN OFF MY NOSE.

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I'LL JUST HIT UP <i>THE HERALD.</i>

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GREAT. YOU WANT A
RECOMMENDATION?

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I MEAN, IT'S A GREAT CHANCE
TO CRIPPLE THE COMPETITION.

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OHH!

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OW.

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NICE PLACE YOU GOT HERE.

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IT MAKES THE STREET LOOK
LIKE THE FUCKIN' WHITE HOUSE.

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MAN, I GOT... I GOT
NOTHIN' TO GIVE YOU.

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YOU GOT FINGERS AND A HAND.

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WHAT'S THE MATTER?

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DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE
THE HOMELESS KILLER?

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SHIT!

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I NEED YOU TO USE THOSE
FINGERS AND THOSE HANDS OF YOURS

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TO DO A LITTLE
INK-SLINGING FOR ME.

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I NEED YOU TO WRITE AN ARTICLE.

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WHAT ABOUT?

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00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:02,879
I AIN'T NO KILLER!

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THE ONLY THING I AM IS HARD UP.

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00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:07,817
IF YOU'RE NOT THE
KILLER, THEN WHO IS?

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UH-UH. IF I TOLD
YOU WHAT'S GOIN' ON,

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YOU'D THINK I HAD
A KINK IN MY SLINKY.

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TOMORROW THEY'RE
HAVING THEIR FIRST PLANTING

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AT THE GRATEFUL
HOMELESS CEMETERY.

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CEMETERY?

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GO THERE. HANG OUT TILL SUNSET.

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YOU'LL SEE.

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DO IT AND I'LL SPILL THE REST
LIKE A FUCKIN' FLOODGATE.

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I'LL EVEN THROW IN A FEW NAMES.

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NAMES?

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YEAH.

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00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:33,142
CITY OFFICIALS WITH THEIR
MITTS IN THE GRATEFUL HOMELESS.

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MEET ME TOMORROW
NIGHT, 25th AND TIVOLI.

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OK.

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WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.

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WHY ME?

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00:10:42,408 --> 00:10:45,043
BECAUSE YOU LOOK
HUNGRIER THAN I DO.

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"A TIME TO KEEP AND
A TIME TO CAST AWAY,

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"A TIME TO REND
AND A TIME TO SEW...

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A TIME TO KEEP SILENCE
AND A TIME TO SPEAK..."

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GOT A NICE HOLE NOW.

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"THE LORD GIVETH,

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AND THE LORD TAKETH AWAY."

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YEAH. SOMETIMES HE
FORGETS THAT FIRST PART.

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THAT'S A PRETTY
JADED VIEW OF LIFE.

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WELL, MAYBE COMING FROM YOU.

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I MEAN, THE LORD
GIVETH YOU PLENTY.

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YOU'VE TAKEN QUITE AN
INTEREST IN THIS PLACE.

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I'M JUST FOLLOWING UP A STORY,

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00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:36,939
LOOKING FOR ANYTHING
OUT OF THE ORDINARY.

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WELL, THERE'S NOTHING
HERE BUT THE DEAD.

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WHY NOT LET THEM REST IN PEACE?

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AND DIGNITY.

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THAT, TOO.

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00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,215
HEY, LOOK, I HOPE I DIDN'T
RATTLE YOU TOO MUCH

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THE OTHER DAY.

185
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,785
IT TAKES A LOT MORE
THAN THAT TO RATTLE ME.

186
00:11:49,809 --> 00:11:51,120
OH, WELL, I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING

187
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,022
TO FIND OUT JUST
WHAT THAT COULD BE.

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00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:56,025
WELL, STICK AROUND.
YOU'RE WORKING UP TO IT.

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00:11:56,049 --> 00:12:00,295
I WAS KIND OF HOPING
TO BUY YOU LUNCH.

190
00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:02,798
NOW, WHY WOULD I WANT
TO HAVE LUNCH WITH YOU?

191
00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:04,967
BECAUSE I'M FAR MORE INTERESTING

192
00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:07,136
THAN WHATEVER GUMBY YOU
MIGHT BE SEEING RIGHT NOW.

193
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,805
AND YOU ALSO MIGHT BE
INTERESTED TO SEE THE STORY

194
00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:13,809
I'M WRITING ON THAT
LITTLE SOCIETY OF YOURS.

195
00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:15,811
WHAT DO YOU SAY? HUH?

196
00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:18,381
WHOO. LOVE TELLING STORIES.

197
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,516
UHH!

198
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:21,650
WHEW.

199
00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:28,657
YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING
MORE ALONG THE LINES

200
00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:32,128
OF A NICE QUIET RESTAURANT.

201
00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:33,662
WELL...

202
00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:35,164
THIS IS QUIET,

203
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,499
AND, UH...

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00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:39,936
YOU DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE A TIP.

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00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,938
AT LEAST NOT MONEY.

206
00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:45,908
SO, I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GONNA TELL ME A STORY.

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00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:48,844
UH, WELL, ACTUALLY, I
THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BETTER

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00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:52,181
IF WE WAITED UNTIL
WE FINISHED EATING.

209
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,105
WHY IS THAT?

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00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:57,953
I LIED.

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00:12:57,977 --> 00:13:01,023
IT WAS JUST A ROUTINE NOTICE.

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00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:02,592
I NEEDED THE COMPANY.

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00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:06,195
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
STORM OUT OF HERE?

214
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:08,864
YOU'VE ALREADY
KILLED MY AFTERNOON.

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00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:12,367
BESIDES, IT NEVER HURTS
TO IMPROVE PRESS RELATIONS.

216
00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:14,337
YOU KNOW...

217
00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:16,872
THE GRATEFUL HOMELESS SOCIETY

218
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:20,276
IS VERY FORTUNATE TO HAVE
YOU FOR ITS SPOKESPERSON.

219
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:23,846
UH-OH. ARE WE WORKING
UP TO A COMPLIMENT?

220
00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:27,216
NO. IT'S JUST THAT
MOST SPOKESPERSONS

221
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,051
DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR,

222
00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:31,921
NOR DO THEY LOOK LIKE YOU.

223
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:34,957
NOW I AM RATTLED.

224
00:13:36,248 --> 00:13:38,461
SURE YOU DON'T WANT A BITE?

225
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:39,895
I DON'T EAT MEAT.

226
00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:43,265
OH, GOD. YOU'RE NOT
ONE OF THOSE, ARE YOU?

227
00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:46,135
NOT EXACTLY.

228
00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:51,707
YES.

229
00:13:57,937 --> 00:13:59,749
YOU LOOK GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT.

230
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:05,821
I'VE NEVER MET...
ANYBODY LIKE YOU BEFORE.

231
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,423
YOU WEAR ME OUT.

232
00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:10,259
OHH...

233
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,261
DO YOU REALLY WANT
TO SEE ME AGAIN?

234
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,596
OH, YES. I REALLY
WOULD LIKE THAT.

235
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:15,765
OHH...

236
00:14:15,789 --> 00:14:17,266
YOU KNOW, I'M NOT
THE TYPE OF GUY

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WHO BELIEVES IN
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT,

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BUT I THINK I'M
ABOUT TO CONVERT.

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YOU'RE THE TYPE OF GIRL THAT...

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I COULD SPEND A LIFETIME WITH.

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UH, HEY, HEY, LET ME
ASK YOU SOMETHING,

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OFF THE RECORD.

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WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE
GRATEFUL HOMELESS SOCIETY?

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WHO CARES?

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OFF THE RECORD?

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WAIT...

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IS THIS YOUR OWN PRIVATE
PRESS CONFERENCE?

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IS THAT WHAT THIS IS?

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OK, JUST GO EASY
WITH THAT, WILL YOU?

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00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,759
I'VE JUST DECLARED
A NEWS BLACKOUT.

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WELL, LOOK, YOU KNOW,
I'M ONLY DOING MY JOB.

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YOU DON'T WANT
TO SEE ME DO MINE.

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SO, I'M THE KIND OF GIRL YOU
COULD SPEND A LIFETIME WITH?

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I LIED. JUST...

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JUST PUMPING YOU
FOR INFORMATION.

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WHAT THE HELL.

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THERE'S MORE WHERE
THAT CAME FROM.

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JESUS CHRIST.

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ROEBUCK?

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Woman: NO! NO! NO!

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UHH!

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STOP!

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STOP!

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DID YOU GO? DID YOU SEE?

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00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:29,065
ALL I SAW WAS GRAVES.

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00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:31,734
WHO THE HELL DID THIS TO YOU?

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00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:32,801
YOU'RE A FUCKIN' DICKHEAD.

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00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:36,706
DIDN'T STAY LONG ENOUGH.

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YOU'RE GOING TO TELL
ME YOUR STORY. RIGHT?

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00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,234
YOU'RE GOING TO TELL
ME WHAT YOU KNOW?

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NAMES! YOU WERE
GONNA GIVE ME NAMES!

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00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:53,422
I NEED THE FUCKIN'
STORY, YOU FUCKIN' BUM!

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00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:56,325
DON'T DIE ON ME!

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00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,782
DON'T FUCKIN' DIE!

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OH, COME ON, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

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FUCKIN' BUM.

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I NEED HELP.

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00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:19,975
HELP? MR. SWEENEY,

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YOU NEED BURIAL.

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00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:24,080
I NEED AN ASSIGNMENT, TILLMAN.

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00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:25,514
YOU MUST BE JOKING.

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00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,183
I'M GONNA HAVE TO HIRE SOMEBODY

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00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:29,919
TO COME IN AND CLEAN UP THE
MESS YOU MADE JUST WALKING IN HERE.

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00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,253
YOU WANTED TO SEE ME, CHIEF?

285
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,354
WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT.

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00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:35,224
YOU GAVE MY JOB TO THIS LOWLIFE?

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00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,927
YEAH. I THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT
TIME I HAD A WRITER DOING IT.

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00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:40,496
I WANT YOU TO HEAD OUT TO THE
GRATEFUL HOMELESS CEMETERY.

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00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,198
THEY'RE BURYING THAT
HOMELESS KILLER THERE.

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00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:43,632
THAT'S RIGHT. TODAY?

291
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:46,402
YOU BETTER HURRY
IF YOU WANT A SPOT.

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00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:50,038
NOW, LOOK, I DON'T WANT
TO HAVE TO CALL SECURITY...

293
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:51,540
WHAT AM I SAYING?

294
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,708
I'D LOVE TO CALL SECURITY.

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00:18:53,732 --> 00:18:54,944
NORMA,

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00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:56,500
GET SECURITY UP HERE.

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00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:02,050
NEVER MIND, NORMA. JUST, UH...

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00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:04,041
JUST CALL A JANITOR.

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00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:09,413
AND SO WE COMMIT
THIS SOUL TO ETERNITY.

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00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:01,577
SON OF A BITCH.

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HUH.

302
00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:01,492
CRAZY BASTARD WAS RIGHT.

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AAH!

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00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:18,576
OHH!

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00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:51,613
NO! UH! UH! NO! AAH!

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00:22:51,637 --> 00:22:55,784
AAH! AAH!

307
00:22:55,808 --> 00:22:58,454
LET ME OUT OF HERE!

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00:22:58,478 --> 00:23:01,490
UHH! LET ME THE
FUCK OUT OF HERE!

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00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:03,859
LET ME OUT!

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00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,462
HELP!

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00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:07,863
AAH! OH, MY...

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00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:10,232
LET ME OUT OF HERE!

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00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:13,035
AAH!

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00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:43,101
GOOD EVENING, MR. SWEENEY.

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00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:47,390
NICE OF YOU TO
DROP BY FOR DINNER.

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00:23:49,328 --> 00:23:51,807
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE?

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00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:53,663
WELL, THAT DEPENDS.

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00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:57,512
UNTIL RECENTLY, WE
WERE KNOWN AS THE...

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00:23:57,536 --> 00:24:00,382
INFAMOUS HOMELESS KILLER.

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00:24:00,406 --> 00:24:03,719
BUT NOW YOU MAY
REFER TO US AS THE...

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00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:08,212
GRATEFUL HOMELESS OUTCASTS
AND UNWANTEDS LAYAWAY SOCIETY.

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00:24:11,016 --> 00:24:12,361
GHOULS?

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00:24:12,385 --> 00:24:16,019
IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE
WE'VE HAD FRESH MEAT.

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00:24:22,762 --> 00:24:25,095
NO! NO!

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00:24:28,534 --> 00:24:30,512
OH, GOD. CLIMSKY!

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00:24:30,536 --> 00:24:32,514
DON'T MIND ME, SWEENEY.

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00:24:32,538 --> 00:24:35,706
I JUST STOPPED IN FOR A SCOOP.

328
00:24:38,544 --> 00:24:40,522
I'M NOT REALLY HUNGRY.

329
00:24:40,546 --> 00:24:42,491
I'LL JUST PICK.

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00:24:42,515 --> 00:24:44,548
AAH!

331
00:24:46,184 --> 00:24:48,497
HA HA HA!

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00:24:48,521 --> 00:24:51,188
HA HA HA HA HA!

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00:25:06,272 --> 00:25:07,282
JESS.

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00:25:07,306 --> 00:25:09,651
JESS.

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00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:13,588
I KNOW. I SAID I DON'T EAT MEAT.

336
00:25:13,612 --> 00:25:15,224
I LIED.

337
00:25:15,248 --> 00:25:16,925
HELP ME.

338
00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:19,550
HELP ME.

339
00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:23,765
IF YOU DON'T MIND,

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00:25:23,789 --> 00:25:25,968
I THINK I'LL JUST HELP MYSELF.

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00:25:25,992 --> 00:25:27,803
AAH!

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00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:31,173
MMM. I KNEW YOU'D BE
GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT.

343
00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:36,733
AAH! AAH!

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00:25:44,476 --> 00:25:48,523
MMM! PRETTY TASTELESS,
WOULDN'T YOU SAY?

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00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,725
I GUESS IN THE END
MR. SWEENEY LEARNED

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00:25:50,749 --> 00:25:54,296
NOT TO GO DIGGING INTO
OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS.

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00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:55,797
ALTHOUGH YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO HEAR

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00:25:55,821 --> 00:25:58,300
HE'S FOUND HIMSELF A NEW CAREER.

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00:25:58,324 --> 00:25:59,935
AS A GHOST WRITER!

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00:25:59,959 --> 00:26:02,337
HA HA HA HA HA!

351
00:26:02,361 --> 00:26:05,340
SO, STILL HUNGRY FOR DESSERT?

352
00:26:05,364 --> 00:26:08,543
I HOPE YOU LIKE CANNIBAL SOUP.

353
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:10,812
IT'S MMM, MMM, GOOD!

354
00:26:10,836 --> 00:26:13,315
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

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00:26:13,339 --> 00:26:17,118
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

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00:26:17,142 --> 00:26:20,143
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